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This is a very short beginner children's joke.

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The Chinese title of this joke is "沙漠", desert.

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沙漠 - [pinyin]sha1 mo4[/pinyin] - Desert
宽 - [pinyin]kuan1[/pinyin] - Wide
秃 - [pinyin]tu1[/pinyin] - Bald

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老师: “<strong>沙漠</strong>是一块又长又<strong>宽</strong>的地方，上面光光的，什么东西都不长。”
小学生: “老师，我明白了。我爸爸的<strong>秃</strong>头就是一片沙漠。”
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Teacher: "A desert is a long, wide place, its surface is very bright, and not a single thing grows there." 
Primary School Student: "Teacher, I understand. My father's bald head is a strip of desert." 

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